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Driving Me Crazy

Thursday Thirteen

I don’t drive very often because it’s not my favorite thing to do. I’m much happier walking or catching the bus or train so I can read or write at the same time. Today I drove to our local town to do some banking and pick up prescriptions. I’m firmly convinced most of the drivers on the road are idiots. I was pleased to get back home in one piece.

In honor of drivers everywhere, both good and bad, here are Thirteen Driving Quotes

1. Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. ~Mary Ellen Kelly

2. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary

3. A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries

4. The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore

5. It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author Unknown

6. Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. ~Author Unknown

7. And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. ~Robert Brault,

8. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

9. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein

10. Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. ~Author Unknown

11. When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the transmission is shot. ~Larry Lujack

12. The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key. ~Edward Abbey

13. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ~Author Unknown


Am I the only one who mutters a lot when they’re out driving?